Ok, another bizarre dream. I dreamt I woke up because I had to go to the bathroom. I left my room and there was a rock band playing in the loft; My mom was on the electric guitar. I watched for a little while then proceeded to the bathroom. Only, instead of our bathroom, it was one of those enormous public bathrooms, and it was full of people from school ( of both sexes). Well, I couldn't use the urinals cause there were so many people around, and all the stalls were occupied. So I said, screw this, I'm using the urinal. So, I go up to one, and people start gathering around to watch. I really have to go, so I unzip my fly and pull out my male organ anyway. And then everyone starts discussing it. Which then turns into what I can only describe as a discussion of my peeing technique. The thing is, it wasn't critical. Most of them seemed quite impressed.


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*pictures rock band in the loft and laughs* *pictures Aunt Carol on electric guitar and doesn't breath for five minutes due to laughter*
Don't picture anything else from that dream, it would be incestuous and weird.
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