I dreamt Yoda moved into my basement. He lent me a book that would tell the future. Then Ashley moved in too, so Yoda started training her as a Jedi.

That was two nights ago. Last night I had a very vague dream concerning a cyborg girl.

I'm reviving this king yet again, and this time I hope to keep it going. I've had one of the strangest, longest dream cycles I can remember having for a long time. I'm gonna use first names and last initials. At the beginning of the dream I was at the footlite cokeroom and an older guy was hitting on me. This was only slightly less creepy when I realized I was a girl. So I ran to find some girlfriend to confide in, and I came upon Emily G. So I was telling her all this when suddenly I woke up, only not really because I woke up into another dream. When I awoke Emily was still my girlfriend, only now I was a guy, cause I was lying in a bed next to her. she was wearing clothes though, like workout clothes, I think. Anyway, the bed we were in was it's own room. I told her about the dream, then she opened a door and slid out of bed and we were in the cokeroom again, only Levi was there, and it was really late at night. Levi said the sneak preview of the new Harry Potter film was gonna be on, so we watched it. The film turned out to be based on the 7th book, rather than the 4th, despite the fact that the 7th book had yet to be written. The sneak preview was a scene between Snape and Proffessor Quirrell, and then they started singing, as if it were a musical. Eventually they hatched a nefarious plan whereby they would get a girl to seduce Harry Potter and bring him to VOldemort. Suddenly reality shifted again and I knew that instead of Harry Potter, the girl was gonna seduce Marten, and suddenly I was up in someones bedroom with Marten, Jonah, and this girl from Kit Fisto's species, and I knew she was the traitor. Then she and Marten went off somewhere, and Kaylee came to me in tears and I had to comfort her. The next thing I remember I was in a very bizzarre race, in vehicles which resembled incredibly thin, open-topped Semi's. Each had a driver and a comander who rode on top of the trailer and shouted orders. Daniel day was my driver. We were losing, so we pulled off a manuever where we left the track and came back, jumping a drawbridge in the process, but Sean Davenport's team beat us anyway. Then I went to a bizarre treehouse full of athletic equipment to talk things over with Brittany Webb (well hitting a punching bag). We talked over basically the whole rest of the dream with her, and then I woke up.