Long cool Dream Cycle

Scene 1: I'm watching a bizzarre, many narrator play. Jonah is in it, along with Marten and his twin brother Simon Dollinger. At some point, Marten and Simon fall through a crack in the balcony and end up on the main stage, where they take out lightsabers and start fighting. After the play we decide to watch this bizarre new movie that apparently has Katherine Van Wyk from footlite in it. As we're watching the movie, of course, the dream forgets its a movie and we end up inside it. A bllonde woman is telling a group of strangely dressed people and muppets (it looks very eighties) about her search for this "Hero" but the only picture of him she has has only his eyes. The leader of the odd group explains to her that for some reason I can't remember they have three hours to do something. Then the group is attacked by people who look kind of like policemen. SUddenly a blue duffel bag is thrown on the ground and everyone starts rifling through it, taking out random objects to use as weapons. At some point a piece of paper flies up. I catch it, and start reading it. It says "the rules' and contains a very complicated set of rules. As I'm trying to read them, Amy grabs me and pulls me onto the raised platform. She has a handful of darts. She hands them to me and tells me to throw them at the attackers. Amy keeps missing them but hitting bulletin boards. I just keep missing them. Finally to of the make it up to us. One of them, a young blonde guy with curly hair, tells us we're breaking the rules and we're under arrest. Suddenly Amy has become Katrina, and she start arguing with the policemen, while I for some reson wish I'd grabbed one of the plush animals in the bag.
Then I wake up (but not for real.) But the rules are still in my hand. And next to my bed is the blue duffel. So I run downstairs and start telling everyone I have proof now. A lot of people live in my house (which I think was actually the house from Arrested Development.) The regular family, including Levi, Aunt Judith,Mrs. Coryell and Marten and Simon Dollinger. No one believes me but Aunt Judith. Then I decide she must be causing it. I tell that two days in a row she's slept here and I've materialized objects from my dreams. And last time she was here I communicated with the dead. Then, as if to prove a point, a couch flies across a room.
I go to school, where still no one believes me except two men in a blue suits, identical except one has a mohawk. I decide they're Satan, and refuse to talk to them. I run home and I can see tornadoes forming. I seek refuge in the basement. Levi is there. I wake up (for real this time.)